I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn

I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn

I still remember the first line of code that I changed: a single integer increase to make bigger explosions in a game called Clonk Rage. I treasure that moment because it was the first time I looked beneath the surface of

Beginner Coding Projects To Make Money From

Beginner Coding Projects To Make Money From

Spreadsheets How in the world are spreadsheets relevant here, you may ask, and featured so prominently, even? Well, to understand how powerful a tool spreadsheets really are you have to step back from this feeling of having known them all

Selenium Is Not A Sedative

Selenium Is Not A Sedative

Scripting and automation have long been favorite pastimes of mine, Selenium and AutoHotkey in particular. If you have never worked with them it is easy to disregard or misunderstand them, which is why I want to show you all the

How To Write Log Files That Save You Hours Of Time

How To Write Log Files That Save You Hours Of Time

I need to rant a bit here: The program I maintain at work has many cute quirks. “An error has occurred”is not one of them. This is not just how that error message starts. It’s also how it ends. Or how

Python Is The Language Of Sex

Python Is The Language Of Sex

I remember a time when sex on the internet seemed exciting, that was before I started paying my rent with it during my coding apprenticeship. I have since seen way too much naked skin, and run too many curation blogs,

Futureproof Programming Skills To Learn In 2021

Futureproof Programming Skills To Learn In 2021

Today I want to write about my own personal take on the future-proof programming skills and languages that I would recommend to focus on. These come from my past decade of writing code either professionally or for my own enjoyment,