How To Thrive As An Average Programmer

How To Thrive As An Average Programmer

It’s something that’s hard to admit and not exactly something you’d find on my official resume: I’m an average programmer. I understand (most) code, but I don’t dream in .Net core. Rubies and gems are things I have no money

I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them

I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them

Really, what is it with you? You sigh and steam and then cough up my coffee through your iron lungs, your never-cleaned pipes all while secretly plotting the end of mankind. All for the easy sum of a thousand dollars.

Programming Is Like Sex

Programming Is Like Sex

I had way too much fun writing this post, if you have even half as much fun reading you’re in for a treat. Or a tacky mess you wish you could forget. You never know until the morning after. So,