The Keyboard That Honestly Changed My Life (Logitech MX Keys Review)

The Keyboard That Honestly Changed My Life (Logitech MX Keys Review)

If you asked me to describe my life in one sentence it would probably be „I sure type a lot“. I write code, I work on this website here, I write programming posts over on Medium and whenever I can

I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn

I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn

I still remember the first line of code that I changed: a single integer increase to make bigger explosions in a game called Clonk Rage. I treasure that moment because it was the first time I looked beneath the surface of

Selenium Is Not A Sedative

Selenium Is Not A Sedative

Scripting and automation have long been favorite pastimes of mine, Selenium and AutoHotkey in particular. If you have never worked with them it is easy to disregard or misunderstand them, which is why I want to show you all the

Critical Lessons From Fixing Bugs In Production For Years

Critical Lessons From Fixing Bugs In Production For Years

I have two more days on my current job and I already know I’ll be missing it as much as I can’t wait to get out. Why? Simple, because it is unlikely that I’ll ever have this kind of personal

How To Become A True Keyboard Warrior And Stop Using Your Mouse

How To Become A True Keyboard Warrior And Stop Using Your Mouse

I’m sure you have seen this interesting rift between programmers that goes beyond the friendly competition about who favors which IDE or which programming language has the nicer syntax — the rift that extends to the very core of how we navigate the systems in front of us.

People Are Really Just Json Files

People Are Really Just Json Files

The pandemic has taught us all a thing or two about life — such as that people are really just JSON files wrapped in a nice frontend. Slightly confusing to look at, potentially infinite layers of hidden depth — and

What Programmers Can Learn From Sherlock Holmes

What Programmers Can Learn From Sherlock Holmes

As you, my dear reader, will have undoubtedly deduced by now, I am back on the train to work, back to scouring the 30-cents-a-book isle in our local second-hand shop for readable material, and managed to lay my hands on

How To Thrive As An Average Programmer

How To Thrive As An Average Programmer

It’s something that’s hard to admit and not exactly something you’d find on my official resume: I’m an average programmer. I understand (most) code, but I don’t dream in .Net core. Rubies and gems are things I have no money

I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them

I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them

Really, what is it with you? You sigh and steam and then cough up my coffee through your iron lungs, your never-cleaned pipes all while secretly plotting the end of mankind. All for the easy sum of a thousand dollars.

Programming Is Like Sex

Programming Is Like Sex

I had way too much fun writing this post, if you have even half as much fun reading you’re in for a treat. Or a tacky mess you wish you could forget. You never know until the morning after. So,