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How I Have Used Python Professionally
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How I Have Used Python Professionally

I am a full-time back-end developer, and my bread and butter is usually C# and Oracle – but I still

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The Types of Programmers I Don’t Want to Work with Again – (But probably will have no choice but to endure at certain points)
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The Types of Programmers I Don’t Want to Work with Again – (But probably will have no choice but to endure at certain points)

Programmers are mythical creatures, ancient beasts and often enough the villains of their own stories. Over the years I have worked with

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Oracle SQL Is The Devil
C#

Oracle SQL Is The Devil

Generally speaking, I like working with oracle, but sometimes it makes me crawl up the walls. Over the past months

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The Keyboard That Honestly Changed My Life (Logitech MX Keys Review)
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The Keyboard That Honestly Changed My Life (Logitech MX Keys Review)

If you asked me to describe my life in one sentence it would probably be „I sure type a lot“.

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I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn
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I Learned Coding Mostly From Porn

I still remember the first line of code that I changed: a single integer increase to make bigger explosions in

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Selenium Is Not A Sedative
Making Money

Selenium Is Not A Sedative

Scripting and automation have long been favorite pastimes of mine, Selenium and AutoHotkey in particular. If you have never worked

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Critical Lessons From Fixing Bugs In Production For Years
C#

Critical Lessons From Fixing Bugs In Production For Years

I have two more days on my current job and I already know I’ll be missing it as much as

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How To Become A True Keyboard Warrior And Stop Using Your Mouse
Writing

How To Become A True Keyboard Warrior And Stop Using Your Mouse

I’m sure you have seen this interesting rift between programmers that goes beyond the friendly competition about who favors which IDE or which programming

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People Are Really Just Json Files
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People Are Really Just Json Files

The pandemic has taught us all a thing or two about life — such as that people are really just

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What Programmers Can Learn From Sherlock Holmes
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What Programmers Can Learn From Sherlock Holmes

As you, my dear reader, will have undoubtedly deduced by now, I am back on the train to work, back

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How To Thrive As An Average Programmer
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How To Thrive As An Average Programmer

It’s something that’s hard to admit and not exactly something you’d find on my official resume: I’m an average programmer.

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I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them
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I Hate Coffee Machines And People Who Buy Them

Really, what is it with you? You sigh and steam and then cough up my coffee through your iron lungs,

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Programming Is Like Sex
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Programming Is Like Sex

I had way too much fun writing this post, if you have even half as much fun reading you’re in

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